Introduction to Our Free Help Desk

Welcome to the Free Help Desk at Perpendicular Monkey Limited, your go-to resource for quick and reliable assistance on a wide range of web design and digital marketing queries! We understand that sometimes, all you need is a little nudge in the right direction or a quick second opinion to move forward with confidence. That’s exactly what we’re here for.

At Perpendicular Monkey Limited, we are passionate about empowering businesses and individuals alike by sharing our knowledge and expertise. Whether you have a coding question, need marketing ideas, or want a super-quick appraisal of your website, we are here to help! Our experienced team is committed to providing insightful and actionable advice. And the best part? It's absolutely free!

If your inquiry requires more in-depth attention or is beyond the scope of our quick-help service, worry not. We are more than happy to provide a comprehensive quote and discuss how we can assist you further through our range of professional services.

Let’s work together.

Looking for some free advice about your website? If it will take less than ten minutes to help you, it’s on us. Just complete the form below:

Terms and Conditions

  1. Eligibility: The Free Help Desk at Perpendicular Monkey Limited is available to anyone seeking quick advice or assistance related to web design, development, digital marketing, or related fields.

  2. Scope of Service: Our assistance is limited to queries or tasks that can be addressed within a 10-minute timeframe. This includes but is not limited to coding questions, marketing suggestions, and brief website appraisals.

  3. No Client Relationship: Utilising our Free Help Desk does not establish a client relationship between you and Perpendicular Monkey Limited. A formal client relationship will only be established if a paid contract is entered into at a later date.

  4. Right to Refuse Service: Perpendicular Monkey Limited reserves the right to refuse service for any request at our discretion. This includes, but is not limited to, requests related to adult content, gambling, and any other content or requests deemed inappropriate or illegal as well as multiple sequential requests.

  5. Liability: Perpendicular Monkey Limited provides the Free Help Desk service “as is” and without any warranty or condition, express, implied, or statutory. We do not guarantee that the information provided will be accurate, complete, or suitable for any particular purpose. We shall not be liable for any damages that may result from the use of the Free Help Desk service.

  6. Privacy: Any information shared with Perpendicular Monkey Limited through the Free Help Desk will be treated confidentially. We will not share your information with third parties without your consent, except as required by law.

  7. Amendments: Perpendicular Monkey Limited reserves the right to amend these terms and conditions at any time without prior notice.

By utilising the Free Help Desk service, you agree to be bound by these terms and conditions.